Tales of a Neck Beard

Senex’s neckbeard has experienced more than a lesser mans entire body.

It has been told that it was a gift from a old wise hermit living in the swamps of Louisiana. It has the ability to spontaneously spit acid and can give perfect directions to the nearest Taco Bell. It comes equipped with a switch blade long sword and adjustable nail clippers. While he may not have a neck beard now, it lies in wait until it is needed most.